COUNTRY SWAPPING

Well, Old Joe just read somewheres that Singapore just swapped land with Malaysia. Now, acorst, these is two Chinamen countries in which Old Joe has no interest BUT...What a great Idee!!!

First off, I think the US of A should swap Texas fer Mexico!!! Freakin' Mes'cans could stop bitching about how we stole Texas from Santa Anna back in 1844 and it would end the immigration problem. Mes'cans would all be Texans which, as most of you know, makes them 'merican citizens. They could go on welfare straight away without havin' to risk no tribulations of swimmin' no rivers.

And Texas, er I mean "Mexico" could treat Mesc'ans er, I mean "Texans" the same way we always have since the Monroe Doctrine forced white settlers to homestead in Northern Mexico. Exploit the stew out of them, work 'em like rented mules, pay 'em diddly, talk to 'em like morons in Texas border Spanish and let 'em smoke that wacky backy and kill each other with knives...That is what Joe calls yer racial and cultural harmony. 

And, frankly, Old Joe likes that Latin culture...Afternoon naps, cheap tequila, crooked cops, innefficent government...These is values I can embrace. 

Next, let's get England to swap with France. This is risky. We might get sexually repressed babes with bad teeth and pointy li'l titties who don't bathe or shave their legs OR...

We might get liberated broads with huge boobs that can cook and speak French in bed and English when you are giving them orders.

Either way, they will have sexy accents and there won't be no competition from no indigenous males 'cause they would all be fags.

And, face it, the movies couldn't git no worst.

We could swap North Korea with China. That way we would have a excuse to nuke "North Korea" and wipe out the national debt.

Finally, let's swap Hawaii for Kenya and end all this crap about Ole Bammy not bein' a real 'merican. Acorst he is a real 'merican. He has a Chicago accent just like Grandma Schitte. Are you sayin' Grandma Schitte wasn't no real 'merican???

I didn't think so.