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Thursday, January 20, 2011

AND THIS YEAR'S DUMB CRYBABY TWAT AWARD GOES TO...

Cathy Cruz Marrero who, while texting a friend about her birthday present, stumbled into a fountain in a mall in Reading, Pa. Although she immediately climbed out unhurt, she critized the mall because no one helped her. Two days later, a blurry security tape of an unrecognizable Cathy Cruz Marrero went viral on YouTube...This was too good for just a few rent-a-cops to enjoy.

She is now thinking about suing the mall for releasing the tape...she better hope that old Joe is not on her jury because...

The only reason she was recognized is that she came forward and made a big deal out of it, and...
She needs to be taken out of the gene pool...

She had a word or two of advice for the young people of 'merica..."don't text while walking, you might walk into a bus..."

Which is what should have happened to Cathy Cruz Marrero before she is allowed to breed...

PS, she had an attorney...He musta been her cousin or something because he looked like a regular lawyer with gray hair, black suit and muted tie...I think even he was trying to stifle a laugh when George showed the tape over and over on GMA... 

1 comment:

  1. Friday 21 January 2011

    si tragique

    n'est pas cela . . .

    LZ.. (gather.com)

    PS I'm following you!

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