POLITICALCORRECTNESS RUN AMOK-NIGGER JIM EXPUNGED!!! Joe is Outraged!

Some person or persons who should be hunted down and, themselve expunged, has the temerity, gall and ignorance to think that they have the right to touch one word written by Mark Twain...Who are these philistines who take  license to edit, nay, re-write the words of the greatest American author???
They have undertaken to replace the appellation "Nigger Jim" with "Slave Jim" in "Huck Finn". WTF???
Why are all of us who grew up in America when it was not run by pencil neck dweebs not storming our local libraries to cast into the streets and burn the offending volumes???
Who are these people that despoil an American classic.
Somebody explain this to me because I clearly don't understand...
This major atrocity is being perpetrated by a so called "Twain Scholar" pencil neck geek named Alan Gribben from Auburn University...(BTW, I have been to Auburn and there are no "scholars" there...Just sayin'...).
Any hoot, he claims he is not censoring but merely "updating a classic". 
1. Who does he FREAKIN' think he is, changing the work of Mark Twain?????
2. By definition, you don't "up date" classics...that's why they call them classics...This guy must be a real piece of work...
BTW...As you might expect...they got "Injun Joe" as well...I think they are calling him "Native American Joseph"...

Has the entire world gone mad???

Joe is going to the gin early this morning...

Needless to say, we will be boycotting this book...

AND THIS YEAR'S DUMB CRYBABY TWAT AWARD GOES TO...

Cathy Cruz Marrero who, while texting a friend about her birthday present, stumbled into a fountain in a mall in Reading, Pa. Although she immediately climbed out unhurt, she critized the mall because no one helped her. Two days later, a blurry security tape of an unrecognizable Cathy Cruz Marrero went viral on YouTube...This was too good for just a few rent-a-cops to enjoy.

She is now thinking about suing the mall for releasing the tape...she better hope that old Joe is not on her jury because...

The only reason she was recognized is that she came forward and made a big deal out of it, and...
She needs to be taken out of the gene pool...

She had a word or two of advice for the young people of 'merica..."don't text while walking, you might walk into a bus..."

Which is what should have happened to Cathy Cruz Marrero before she is allowed to breed...

PS, she had an attorney...He musta been her cousin or something because he looked like a regular lawyer with gray hair, black suit and muted tie...I think even he was trying to stifle a laugh when George showed the tape over and over on GMA... 

ROBERT BENTLEY is a FREAKIN' MORON by Joe Schitte the Rag Man

Just when it is FREAKIN' SEMI-SAFE to admit that you are from the South, some peckerwood like Robert Bentley raises his ugly head and say or does something stupid. OK, fer those of you that don't know it, he is the newly elected governor of Alabama...He said, loosely translated, that you can't be his brother or sister unless you are a Freakin' Christian... WTF is this????? He is the FREAKIN' Governor!!!! This isn't some ig'orant Clansperson from Sugarteat County...He runs the whole state...

JOE IS FREAKIN' APPALLED at the state of American politics today...Religion has NO FREAKIN' place in the State House, the White House or, for that matter, the Schitte House...

Keep it to yer self, Guv...we don't want to know...Run the state...cut budgets, appoint judges, boss the legislature around, take what ever clean graft you can, write a book after, but don't FREAKIN' proselytise from the Bully Pulpit...

Tell you the truth, I can hear some Black Magic Baptist preacher sayin' stupid schitte like that but you need to rise above it...

JOE SCHITTE CALLS FER SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE...THUMP YER BIBLE ON PRIVATE TIME...

FREAKIN' MORON...

BTW, IF YOU AREN'T A FRIEND OF THE DALAI LAMA, YER NO FRIEND OF JOE SCHITTE...

THE DALAI LAMA WOULDN'T SAY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT...

JUST BY HIS PICTURE, HE LOOKS LIKE A CLOSET PREVERT...JOE DOESN'T WANT TO BE HIS "BROTHER" ANYWAY...JUST SAYIN' IS ALL. (THE GUV, NOT THE DALAI LAMA...JOE IS A "BROTHER" OF THE DALAI LAMA...)


JOE SCHITTE FER EL SUPREMO FER LIFE...I'm Joe Schitte and I approved this freakin' message...